Fridge

We got a new fridge last week which is good because the old one was out to get me.

It would freeze vegetables & ruin them. It would keep its own door open & intentionally ruin all of its own food! Who does that? Sometimes it would spew random puffs of vapour at me when i opened it, like a snorting bull. A bull that wanted to wreck all of our food.

Let's not even get into the drawer situation. OK, let's. Drawers too small to hold standard items of produce. A meat drawer that kept falling off of the track.

The worst, though was the mysterious disgusting trail of bilgewater that was leaking from the bottom. I know someone will chime in and talk about the drip tray here, and that's fine, but bilgewater is bilgewater and i am glad to see it go.

In fact, now that i think about it, i'm pretty sure that fridge was haunted. So it's good that we got rid of it. The new one seems much better. I've been told there is technically less space in it, but so what? If it ruins less food, so much the better.

Now, tomorrow, our new chest freezer shows up. Talk about living it up!!